the way old people type is so fascinating

like the way they prefer ellipses to all other forms of punctuation

and how they indiscriminately put things inside of quotation marks

also the nonsensical abbreviations

it is truly remarkable 

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  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
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    perfectly cooked scallops are the most delicious things in the entire world

    scallops that are less than perfectly cooked are the absolute worst things ever and I would not wish a plate of them on my worst enemy 

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