"here I baked you a cake MADE IN THE SHAPE OF AN INFANT’S ASS"
christmas wishlist 2k13
- laser hair removal
- krav maga classes
- stripper pole
- new balisong
gossip girl has been over for like ever now and I’m still obsessed I should probably seek professional help
there are people who genuinely lament the sexual orientations of celebrities when they don’t align with their own like bitch please you wouldn’t have a chance with them anyway they don’t even know you exist
do you ever start your period and think
"well that explains a lot"
imagine outliving everyone you love
"here you go I cooked some potatoes for you TO REMIND YOU THAT LIFE IS FLEETING AND EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER LOVED WILL EVENTUALLY LEAVE YOU TO DIE I hope you enjoy them"
there is a dish called
I identify so much with Cheryl Tunt it’s embarrassing