jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

(Source: isaacedlahey)

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ryumma:

what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf

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should i get a spray tan before i go on vacation or should i just blind everyone 

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negaytoros:

what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitchimage

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whoops I stretched so hard that my legs gave out when I stood up to walk

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I have a lot of friends where it’s like our personalities mesh well together but we don’t really have enough things in common to have stimulating conversations so literally all of our conversations are us making bad jokes and telling each other how great the other one is

and it’s cool like I enjoy their friendship but I wish we had more things in common???

do u get what i am saying

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i log onto tumblr.com and i see a bunch of people complaining about david karp aka ~*~daddy~*~ “betraying them” and “ruining tumblr”?

do any of you fuckwads have even the slightest understanding of how a business works or do you invest all of your time into this damn site to the point where you’ve lost touch with the real world

be honest

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